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SMUT SNACKS
Because foreplay should be paired with fromage.
If you know anything about Velvet Vine - we are always collaborating with books and cheese. We love to indulge.
Instead of sharing some charcuterie with your partner this holiday weekend - let us introduce Smut Snacks—luxury charcuterie boxes paired with a deliciously unhinged smut read. Think cured meats, creamy cheeses, ripe fruit… and even juicier plot twists.
Perfect for:
Solo nights in with fictional men who don’t text back
Book club meetings that absolutely will not stay on topic
Treating yourself like the main character you are
Eat the snacks. Read the smut. Repeat.
👉 Order now.
orders are for pickup only on February 13th - 1pm at The Pitt House of Gainz gym.